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Cats give zero FUQS about your death
When you have a phone for each one of your side chicks
When the tree just has to fall down, but it really likes your car
Your snow delivery has arrived
When you're lessons are actually supported by your neighbors.
Welcome to the Internet, this will be your guide!
The movie said you have Weed. Is your name Ted?
You on your own, babe.
Yep, it was still wet! Now it takes your scooter as a sacrifice