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When you don't really care what kind of life your kid has
Some college kids these days...
Before you go, I can has hug?
Leave the change at the door, you filthy animal.
Have you seen him?
When you tell her to meet you by your car but you don't have a car.
$5 off divorces?
Him's bad to the bone. Super cute... but still bad.
"Where you at...?" "Um Dafuq"