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When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
When you find out how much insurance you'll get if hubby passes away.
When you've decided that you never want to get a job
Aren't you glad they spent money on this!? The Spanish-speaking students would have been so lost!
When you ate too much Taco Bell the day before, but the meeting must go on
They try to lure you gradually in with discussions about how much they make
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