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Daenerys, Mother of I don't give a Damn...
When you know you're going to fail, but you decide to try anyway and make an ass of yourself
Or maybe they were just trying to kill you
When she tries to wrangle you but you haven't busted in a few days
When you're trying to get the body you want for a photo
When the owner makes you clean your litter box for noms
When the fire alarm goes off and Fido is trying to sleep
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
Anytime I try to show off my diving skills in front of a bunch of babes