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Vodka and Redbull made him think he had wings, he didn't.
Skateboard just didn't want him to reproduce.
Someone didn't want his wife to return.
He didn't choose the Parrot life, the Parrot life chose him.
Needless to say, it didn't go well.
He better hope she didn't mean on him.
She agreed to the challenge, the horse didn't.
It all started with a kiss, didn't end that well.
you hear about the little indian that didn t know which end was up he kept bringing home scalps with holes in em