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When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
She's a witch
I'm not sure what's really going on right here, is that child a mechanic? Or did she mistake the lawnmower for a stroller?
That's how it starts, next thing you know she's pregnant on MTV
When she says she's home alone but the parents will be home in 3 hours, but you have a flat
She's a savage
Anyone else think it was funny she think she's a goddess simply because she's pregnant? Newsflash, you're not!
She's not only the CEO but she's also a client
She better watch out! It's hunting season.