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When you're single and want to "Netflix and Chill"
Every time I try to go on a diet
Works every time
Every time I get near a goal
When It's that time of the month again
If I didn't have to work every day, I would just live there!
Not this time dad!
All I can say is thank you for being in the restaurant at the same time as me.