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He's always so attentive.
He got that ring for a bargain he couldn't pass up
He Just Wanted to Feel like Ryan Gosling in Drive
He's from the future!
TAKE HIM OFF THE STREETS BEFORE HE KILLS SOMEONE!
I'm not sure he knows what that word means
Could of sworn he went by a different name, guess not
He must be Irish.
Still going strong, he's either been slacking or he's immortal.