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When she took a pause before saying till death do us part
That moment you hit the right spot scratching
That awkward moment you realize you're supposed to be receiving royalties for taking part in a doctor sign
When your little brother asks you for helping you remember he took your pop tarts earlier
That moment you realize it was a mistake signing up for those giveaways
Not a single shot landed.
It was at that moment the catnip kicked in
It was at that moment he realized this was a horrible mistake
He saw his chance, he took it!