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You know things are bad when they call Captain America!
You can always tell when the little girls come over
And yet people here still say we should be more like China
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
When you really want everybody to know you smoke weed
When you're trying to adapt to the weather changing from summer to fall
When you cook them just perfectly, and you waited just long enough the inside wasn't lava...
It's really not cute, I don't know why people think it is...