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Kitty is Pissed. Kitty will Piss on your Shoes Tonight and Vomit in your sock drawer.
We made her own bed tonight.
Hello to nightmares tonight.
TONIGHT WE DINE ACROSS THE STREET FROM HELL!
F*ck that bitch! I'm getting wasted tonight!
Treating her to the good stuff tonight
This can only go one of two ways. I'm dead, or sh*t's getting freaky tonight. The cat will watch, like usual. Creepily.
We going to the fine dining place tonight honey!
Someone's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight