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He went and told his friends
Not sure if that's a light reflection, or bald Jesus
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
This is why they say lies get bigger and bigger once told
When your mom's a devout atheist but you found Jesus.
Told my wife. Winner gets oral. I'll go first.
I told you I would sh*t on this tutu, Cindy!
If people told the truth about when they smoked
No one ever told Superman Santa was fake