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Nothing to see here, just walking my toasters.
This is just getting out of hand
Potheads were just seriously thrown for a loop
When adoption fees are just too expensive, go for the claw machine.
I'm not saying it's the phone, I'm just saying it's probably the phone
Trust, this is it. Or just plain stupidity. You decide.
Just Now
Now this is just badass!
It's not just a poem, it's a true story!