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When you know you're going to fail, but you decide to try anyway and make an ass of yourself
Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
When you're trying to get the body you want for a photo
When you think you're writing something funny on a toilet stall and it backfires
When you're about to take the test you know you're going to fail anyway
When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
When you're trying to get out of the job you hate
When her man comes home and you got to get out quickly