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When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
But they're so cute and cuddly she said
When you're in boot camp and they're trying to teach you to adapt to all situations
This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
They're hard to find these days!
How do they know who they're calling on in class?
And yet they always think you're the stupid one.
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
Their bratwurst bring all the boys to the yard... And they're like... Wait, you're a dude?