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When I'm watching movies and can't stand a good guy
Perhaps that shirt wasn't that well thought out
CAN'T HOLD ME!
this isn't the Titanic bro
perhaps I shouldn't have dropped that magic beanstalk seed right there
We can't chew this!
Didn't this bug come out of the mummy's coffin?
This is why you don't buy pre-wrapped sandwiches, and also why I have trust issues
When you're the only one in the car club who can't afford a kit