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To understand the pigeon you must become the pigeon
When you get the news your arch nemesis, Harambe, has been killed.
When the wife says if you build that shelf you've been talking about you'll get some
When you've been hit in the catnip all day
Ever been so wasted on playing with toilet paper you passed out? This kid has.
Bro, you've been sniffing too much ass lately
How to tell if your child's been indoctrinated into the fashionista call of Ugg
For when you want to look like you've been in a drive-by shooting
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated