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when your friends think you're acting like a giant vagina
perhaps I shouldn't have dropped that magic beanstalk seed right there
that awkward moment nobody believes your boyfriends invisible
well,that escalated straight to nightmare real quick
Sneaking in that alcohol in a Listerine bottle was genius!
we know your booty ain't that big
THAT"S ME!
That's one way to watch your drinking
Men protesting blue balls that spread?