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Human, kill me!
When you realize Ronald McDonald still has a better kill streak than you
The rest of our burgers will still be full of shit that will kill you
When adoption fees are just too expensive, go for the claw machine.
Damn Generic Cereals are gonna get me killed!
It was all fun and games until somebody drifted off the road and killed all family. Or Sasquatch came out and stole your beef jerky.
Looks like it's time to just break the machine.
They may be trying to kill me
HOLY CRAP!!! Tires can kill!