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If she's hot enough to I'll start growing my own agave plants
"She came in like a wrecking ball"
Either she's really tall or he's really short
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
She's a witch
I'm not sure what's really going on right here, is that child a mechanic? Or did she mistake the lawnmower for a stroller?
Profile reads "she takes balls to the face"
That's how it starts, next thing you know she's pregnant on MTV
When she says she's home alone but the parents will be home in 3 hours, but you have a flat