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That's one way to keep trespassers off your property
Why didn't they just keep it?
When you run out of gas but your ingenuity kicks in
When the cat tries your yoga techniques
When your parenting and just say screw it, nothings working!
And now 2 of your credit cards are maxed out
Cats give zero FUQS about your death
When you have a phone for each one of your side chicks