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Jesus doesn't approve of your driving
That look when even your pants know you have no ass
I know I didn't spend that last night during the drinking binge
When you gotta take a chill time from your bitch
When life gives you flip-flops and sneakers, rocket that sh*t like you meant it.
I'm allergic to the sun, and people, and any place that doesn't have a free wifi connection.
Don't gender identify that gingerbread
Don't be that guy
Usain Bolt clearly doesn't know how to play chess