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To be fair, it's not like there were going to post the video of the execution.
The weight of running the world seems to make people a lot happier when it's no longer there problem
When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
he's taken an awful long time in there, do you think they suspect is a dog?
The resemblance is uncanny, I mean, it's like she's there!
When there's a flood outside, but she says her parents aren't home...
I mean, what if there's more to life than sleeping, pooping and eating
When you hear someone say "who's food is this" and know you have some bangin' leftovers in there