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When you just gave up on life, this becomes your footwear.
Their faces at checkout... "When did I grab booty lube?"
When you pull out your best dance moves on a girl...
"If I win this baby, we buying a pound of the 'Nip" - Cat
When people lie about what drugs they've done to seem cool.
This is when you say, "and the bonus gift..."
I do the same thing, my wife doesn't buy it.
When someone tell's a story about you that you know is about someone else.
When someone takes offense to a post that had nothing to do with them...