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When terrorist Jack your boat name
When you're trying to get out of the job you hate
Partying for your birthday when you have no friends
Not exactly what you want to see when your pilots helmet
When you want the real deal Italian pizza
Either she's really tall or he's really short
When CNN can't find anything bad to say about president Trump today
When you wake up in a jail cell after a night of partying and forget everything that happened the night before
Where will you be when the new Crusade start?