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When granny gets angry!
Where will you be when the drugs kick in?
When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
When you want people to notice your doucheness.
When he goes to bite the screen is when the problems start
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
When you have watched one too many medieval war movies and the neighbors are getting too close to your pool.
Grandma passed away on level LXXIV
I wonder if she wants to eat at the steakhouse for lunch, on me.
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