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CAN'T HOLD ME!
We can't chew this!
No one can turn down a good tea party
When you're the only one in the car club who can't afford a kit
When girls don't shave all winter
When life gives you flip-flops and sneakers, rocket that sh*t like you meant it.
Just when you think you're off to a good start with a girl
Some things you just can't hold in
When you order fries around a bunch of girls who say they don't want any