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When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
When you piss off a crazy chick
When your girl keeps telling you how ripped you look
When UPS forgets to pay the bills
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
When you rub the genie lamp you fine under the seat
When her man comes home and you got to get out quickly
They weren't lying when they said they are the cheesiest in town
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there