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When your parenting and just say screw it, nothings working!
When Lucy left to go join the cult
When you realize Ronald McDonald still has a better kill streak than you
Where's the Ghostbusters when you need them
And now 2 of your credit cards are maxed out
He's trying the Russian diet
Cats give zero FUQS about your death
When you spot a legend on the Las Vegas strip
When you choose style over safety