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When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
When you get home from a hard day at work and just don't care who's sitting on the couch across from you.
He can tell us what music they're playing in a solar system 1 million light years away sounds like.
When your food gets trapped in the machine.
When all else fails.
When a hot girl asks if you would bang her on her period
When cigarettes are life
When I'm watching movies and can't stand a good guy
When you know it's too hot outside