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When you gotta costume you want to sell, but can't afford branding rights..
When your favorite shows on, you have fleas.
When you get a tattoo you want everybody to see
When you're booty so flat it's the perfect screen projector
When she claims she's a virgin...
Especially when your dad's the dentist
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When it's time for the kid to go to bed, but he doesn't want to listen!
The things that entertain me when I'm smoking that good sh*t