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When you grab the last juice box, and go outside to savor that sh*t
When vacationing in a place where the weather's crazy
There's always one in every class
When a kid falls in your enclosure, but you've been watching the news and know it's not worth it.
"I mean, what if there's more to life than stealing picnic baskets?"
Just close your eyes, act as if they aren't even there. When you open them, they'll either be gone or things get awkward.
When my maw maw tell's me how handsome I look...
But it's funny when you do it to me, human!
There's always one honest person