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Is how I get her warmed up
When you ask for the Charlie Brown meets Pippi Longstocking
When the crabs hear you can get rid of crabs for cheap
I'm off to buy a few cartons after each family get-together
I think I saw this in the Freddy Krueger movie
When you lose a bet and suddenly it becomes a weekly ritual.
When the chef tells you dinner is as fresh as it could possibly get
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
When you get home from a hard day at work and just don't care who's sitting on the couch across from you.