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When she's trying to give you hint all you're getting is a hand job...
When you hire the cheapest plumber you can find
When something goes down during the yearbook pic!
When thee precious does her makeups
When you're the only friend that hit puberty
When you need cheap labor
When she says she packed lightly for this trip...
When the owner stops buying the good food.
When she thinks you have a kit on your car.