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When you praise the lord, but know you heading to hell soon for all the sh*t you've done.
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
Jim really meant it when he said he doesn't want any visitors...
Beggars can't be choosers when shopping on the bargain rack.
Once I get started I just can't stop
Just can't trust her
You just can't win with feminist...
When you start a fight you can't win...