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Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
When you're trying to get the body you want for a photo
Yet they always make you pay
When the owner makes you clean your litter box for noms
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
When you think you're writing something funny on a toilet stall and it backfires
When you're about to take the test you know you're going to fail anyway
When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford