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When your parents smell alcohol on your breath.
When you know you pasty white and need to get as much sun as possible.
Working out your problems like a statue.
When her man come home and you need to hide, but need a nap.
I can haz whatever-your-making?
Your festively fired!
When she sends you nudes and says come over.
When your husband tells you not to take Christmas too far this year
That moment you realize your owners buying liquor again...
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