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It's an old picture of him, when someone stole his noms..
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
When she's trying to give you hint all you're getting is a hand job...
When it's much bigger than she thought it would be...
When a kid falls in your enclosure, but you've been watching the news and know it's not worth it.
As long as you bargained a good grade before you graduated, it's a win.
But it's funny when you do it to me, human!
Then the parents wake up and ask why you're making all the leftovers, and what's wrong with your eyes.
When every trash can in the neighborhood realizes it's late for the meeting