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And with that $.12 you can save up for the next chicken, 82 more times and you can afford a free one!
Some things you just can't hold in
When you can afford a trip to Easter Island, sometimes Easter Island finds you
When that friend you can't stand asks you for some dap
Can't you see a bitch is washing?
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
You just can't miss opportunities like this.