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Not a man's best friend. I hope you're reading this Bowser!
When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
When mom tell's you to act your age, but you believe you're 5.
The South African version of Black Lives Matter wanted to abolish science, and re-create it with an "African perspective"
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
When you're booty so flat it's the perfect screen projector
It's all fun and games until your teammate tries to spike you instead of the ball
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...