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When you take her home versus the next morning
When the doctor says you can only have one glass of wine a day
When you're the only chick at the club
When you trying to get fit for the bitches
Sir, do you know how fast your rocket was going?
When motorcross is life
It's called fashion, look it up!
Usain Bolt clearly doesn't know how to play chess
When you order fries around a bunch of girls who say they don't want any