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When you run out of gas but your ingenuity kicks in
Man's best friend is also a good look out for when you're in class cheating
It's definitely a problem when you're ordering off-line, people think you're just retarded
When mom tells you need to get outside and get some fresh air
When you take United Airlines!
When the cat tries your yoga techniques
When your parenting and just say screw it, nothings working!
When Lucy left to go join the cult
When you realize Ronald McDonald still has a better kill streak than you
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