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Ever been so wasted on playing with toilet paper you passed out? This kid has.
Bro, you've been sniffing too much ass lately
For when you want to look like you've been in a drive-by shooting
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
When you've decided that you never want to get a job
Aren't you glad they spent money on this!? The Spanish-speaking students would have been so lost!
When you've just given up and accepted you drive a minivan.
If you've been on using computers for a while, this makes perfect sense to you
That face when you know you've been beaten