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When he goes to bite the screen is when the problems start
That alligator knows what he wants
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
When you have watched one too many medieval war movies and the neighbors are getting too close to your pool.
Shredding rubber and baptizing your mother.
His parents wanted him to be a gay porn star, obviously!
Suddenly I want breakfast.
The worst part is most of the degrees don't even have jobs that pay as much as the people paid for college
So she saying she didn't want the truth?