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Cats at bars be like
Apparently Asians like men with absolutely nobody hair.
It's been a week and the phones are still ringing off the hook.
Grandma just wants you to enjoy your f*cking Gluten Free Birthday Cake
It was all fun and games until somebody drifted off the road and killed all family. Or Sasquatch came out and stole your beef jerky.
That's one way to raise your self-esteem
When you dreamed of getting a Bugatti, but still can't afford to get out the trailer park!
Can you still get a DUI in this? After all it is motorized.
To be fair, it's not like there were going to post the video of the execution.