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When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
When you want people to notice your doucheness.
When he goes to bite the screen is when the problems start
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
When you have watched one too many medieval war movies and the neighbors are getting too close to your pool.
When your boy ate too many beans, and the game shall not end!
When her head starts spinning, i'm out.
I wonder if anybody will know how baked he is
Bitch ass kid from three doors up at 200 yards, fire when ready!