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"I only call you bitches, ladies, because I don't know each of your names individually" - Katt Williams
Dadding it up
Knowing your demographic
When a kid falls in your enclosure, but you've been watching the news and know it's not worth it.
When you don't really care what kind of life your kid has
When you tell her to meet you by your car but you don't have a car.
Just close your eyes, act as if they aren't even there. When you open them, they'll either be gone or things get awkward.
Dad dresses up as Darth Vader to wake up his son.