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I can't eat bread or rice again.
When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.
I just can't get down with metal
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
I just can't bring myself to delete it, at least without 4 hours of continuous play
This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
And they say true love can't be found.
Bill, can you go change the middle light, it doesn't seem to be turning on.
Who knew? Darth Vader was a philanthropist! Can't wait to hear his motivational speeches.