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When you're drunk AF and decide to start a scavenger hunt with your NON-drunk self the next day
Yet they always make you pay
And I'll be using it to get more drunk while people think I'm actually sipping on coffee
We all have that one fat friend who always wants to fit in
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
Going to get drunk and do some reps
When you wake up in a jail cell after a night of partying and forget everything that happened the night before
It's the drunk mobile, hop on
The problems with cooking drunk