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Perhaps they're just trying to tell you you're to fat
When you're drunk AF and decide to start a scavenger hunt with your NON-drunk self the next day
Or maybe they were just trying to kill you
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
Just going for a ride with his bitch
Someone died on a desolate island just to make this joke
When you're trying to get out of the job you hate
When you're dealing with a real smart ass
Why didn't they just keep it?